So I'm up early, as is my wont these days, and I'm watching the news.
So the Republican't guy Ron Blake just had to cancel filming for a new tv spot, because, get this, all of his equipment turned to bacon.
Like. The camera was camera-shaped bacon. The microphone was micro-phone shaped bacon. It was all bacon.
Obviously a mutant did it, according to the news and Ronny-boy, and if it was then they get my kudos. I mean, yeah, we look super bad now, but seriously. Bacon. The most I ever managed was getting the toaster to toast the exact shape of Saskatchewan for a day and a half. I am impressed.
Also. My sinuses are informing me it may be our little New York jokester.
the house always wins